Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology

That’s right, Tom Cruise’s ex was my guardian angel

I had one figure I kept front and center in my mind to keep from going crazy: Nicole Kidman

Maks didn’t take it too hard. “I’m Jewish,” Maks said. “I don’t really believe in science fiction, but whatever.

I really loved Sharon’s balls.

Barbara Walters could never have on The View.

EarthLink founder Sky Dayton, Marisol Nichols, Ethan Suplee, and Jenna and Bodhi Elfman. (Noticeably absent from the chosen few were Kirstie Alley and John Travolta. I had heard that Tom didn’t like them

If you ever feel bad about yourself, Leah, I need you to go to Germany,” he said. “Swear to God. We’re like the Beatles over there

I hate when people say, “Enjoy it,” when you’re complaining about something. I am enjoying it. But I also enjoy complaining about it. It’s one of my favorite pastimes.)

And just as clearly, I had no respect for the family unit either

I had no real respect for marriage. What did it mean