You are a Badass

Wouldn’t life be so much more fun, productive, and sexy if we fully embraced our magnificently delightful selves?
It’s just as easy to believe we’re awesome as it is to believe we’re giant sucking things.
Takes the same amount of energy. The same amount of focus. So why do we choose all the drama?

If you want to attract good things and feelings into your life, send awesomeness out to everyone around you.

Your thoughts and beliefs dictate your reality, so if you want to change your reality, you have to change your beliefs.

The first thing I’m going to ask you to do is to believe that we live in a world of limitless possibilities. I don’t care if you have a lifetime of proof that you can’t stop shoving food in your face or that people are intrinsically evil or that you couldn’t keep a man if you were handcuffed to his ankles—believe that anything is possible anyway

Most people are living in an illusion based on someone else’s beliefs.

But I saw so many people doing such sleazy and heartbreaking things to make money, not to mention those people who were working jobs that were death-of-a-thousand-wounds boring, that I wanted no part of it. Add to that my slew of other crippling beliefs about the unholy dollar and it’s a wonder I wasn’t eating out of a dumpster

You can start out with nothing, and out of nothing, and out of no way, a way will be made.

you want to live a life you’ve never lived, you have to do things you’ve never done.

hen you decide to re-wire these beliefs, go for what’s truly in your heart and do a massive overhaul on yourself and your world, you’re basically murdering the Big Snooze.

SEMINARS

PAX—Allison Armstrong

I took one of their brilliant seminars for women called “Understanding Men, Celebrating Women,” all about the difference between the sexes that had me on the floor—how did I make it this far and not know any of this? I thought it was so well done and not even that cheesy. I went to just that one seminar but I highly enjoyed their recordings as well and have heard great things about their other workshops.

The Hoffman Institute

Kay, so, this is the full-on, are-you-fucking-kidding-me one. This involves beating pillows with baseball bats while shrieking at the top of your lungs, marrying yourself, singing lullabies to your inner child—basically everything that would have most people running for their lives. It was so over the top that you couldn’t help but give into it because what the hell else could you do? Luckily, it’s run by incredibly sweet and skilled people who also have excellent senses of humor about what they’re asking you to do and you spend a solid week of nonstop seminar and digging deep into your past and your limiting beliefs and letting them go. It’s like a limiting-belief high-colonic. I loved it as much as I hated it and highly, highly recommend it. Brilliant and transformative (and the food was awesome).

Other good speakers to keep an eye out for: Martha Beck, Esther Hicks, Marianne Williamson, Byron Katie, Wayne Dyer, David Neagle, Deepak Chopra, Gabrielle Bernstien