Joseph Conway is the most obnoxious, abrasive human Invasion Trooper Morg has ever met. He wants to get rid of the jerky young man, but is blackmailed into delivering him to Earth in one piece. Failure to do so will be devastating to his career, and to his home planet of Yanda.
In less than two light-years out of Yanda, the mission goes awry. A body of Morg's mate is found in the cargo bay, and they are forced to land on the ultimate vice entertainment planet. Feltte Six offers every form of depravity imaginable and beings from throughout the universe flock there to experience the seedy side of life. They blast off of Feltte Six minutes before Conway is arrested for numerous crimes.
For the next eight light-years, their journey is filled with deceit, mayhem, and disaster. Can the unlikely duo avoid arrest, conspiracies, deadly secrets, and biological threats? What Morg thought was a simple escort mission leads to a chain of unexpected events no one could have foreseen. The universe will never be the same.
