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- Kseniya Alexandrovnamembuat kutipan8 tahun yang lalu
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… - Kseniya Alexandrovnamembuat kutipan8 tahun yang laluWhat is the longest word in the English language? “Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
- Kseniya Alexandrovnamembuat kutipan8 tahun yang laluA duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No. We have only canned and dry goods.”
The next day, the duck returns. “Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”
On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?” “No.” “Got any fresh fruit?”
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