Part Two of the Nancy Sphinctergritzel Trilogy recalls the life of Lord Cecil Wilde (1859–1947), eccentric English aristocrat. He had hundreds of lovers, but was most fond of rough-trade “Dilly Boys”. He was involved in the Cleveland Street Scandal, founded Ceylon’s first edible condoms factory, shared dentures with Ernest Thesiger. He penned his memoirs while married to horrendous lush, Nancy Sphinctergritzel. After his death she “amended” these in an attempt to turn him into a pervert. This took two weeks, as opposed to the 68 years she worked on her banned My Life With Rudy, the story of her imagined affair with Valentino. Fortunately, Cecil’s original work has resurfaced, and his story may now be told with respect to his memory.
NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously: any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.
