Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand

Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites

Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages

Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks

United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle

Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga

City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds

Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction

The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains

Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative