Our tenant Kia must have started to explore the opposite sex because I find a condom in the pocket of her pants whilst doing laundry. I can’t believe she’s getting some and I’m not.
Well, I think it’s time we had a belated bird’s and the bees talk. I don’t care if she’s nineteen, she needs to learn how to do it properly—and what better tutors than Bill and I.
Let me show you how to do it, Kia and watch as I treat Bill to something he’s never had before: anal sex!
