Parenting: Illustrated With Crappy Pictures
- Arsy Ameliamembuat kutipan7 tahun yang lalu
Which brings me to the last and perhaps the most important law of all. They will never stop surprising you. The moment you think you have them figured out…you don’t. And that is awesome. - Fani Hmembuat kutipan8 tahun yang lalu
Awww, come on, did you really think I had an answer? Nobody does. Yawn. Group hug. - Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang lalu
Which brings me to the last and perhaps the most important law of all. They will never stop surprising you. The moment you think you have them figured out…you don’t. And that is awesome. - Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluArt supplies are used on everything except paper.
- Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluThe better children behave for someone else, the crazier they will be when they come home
- Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluA baby will always find something disgusting to put in his mouth, no matter how much you clean or babyproof your home.
- Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluI pick him up and carry him with the “Hold-the-baby-as-far-away-from-you-as-possible-because-you-know-the-poop-is-going-to-ooze-out-all-over-you” technique. I know it is going to be massive.
- Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluI’m embarrassed and acting so odd that he must think I’m absolutely crazy. Which I am, but I don’t want other people to know.
- Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluOne toy and two children is a recipe for war. This is how war was invented.
- Soliloquios Literariosmembuat kutipan5 tahun yang laluRight. When I was a kid, medicine meant cough syrup that burned my nostrils. But to him, medicine is yummy and comes in fruit flavors.
Plan failed. He ate the germs. I stand there, dumbfounded, and wonder if I should pour hand sanitizer in his mouth. Probably not.
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