Donald Trump loves uttering the words "You're Fired!" Let's turn the tables. It's time to fire 45.
Donald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity."
We see a crooked businessman who keeps filing for bankruptcy, taking out massive, multi-hundred-million dollar loans, and poses as reality show star who turned himself into a caricature with the cruel catch phrase, "You're Fired!"
But the he sees a ninja: Trump Ninja.
From that kinda famous guy you (sort of) remember from a few minor roles in a couple of movies, comes a brand new book for your outrage and amusement.
Trump Ninja vs. Hollywood, sees our Colluder-in-Chief trying to get his own "original" feature film produced, while saving the world from S.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E., the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.
EXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:
Threat Level: Ninja.
It’s perfect. Action movie. Let’s show them how a real man does it. They’re going to love me over there. Hollywood. I’m a very famous guy, and they love that. Donald Trump. That guy from Home Alone 2. And Sex and the City. I’ve been in everything.
Hollywood. They won’t know what hit them. But this time, it will be me.
Trump Ninja vs. Hollywood. KERPLAM! Go get it.
Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. Trump Ninja vs. Hollywood is book five in the seven book Trump Ninja series. Get them all today!